What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

© you're so funny!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Goldfinger

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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